i am a builder

New house = new ward. New ward = loads of embarrassment as people get to know my nutty kids.
Today we were in primary practicing for the annual primary program. We were singing a song about building eternal families. The words are "I am a builder, building a family..." The cute chorister told the kids to get out their imaginary tools as they sang. All the kids pounded on one hand with the other like a hammer. Not my boys. They chose screwdrivers and sang/screamed "I am a SCREWER, SCREWING my family!"