Nothing new...except IKEA

You know when you get something stuck in your throat so you keep swallowing to try to get it to go down? Apparently the same theroy doesn't work for toilets. I know you're all sick to death of potty talk from me, but seriously, I don't know how much longer I can take all the toilet clogs! I have no idea what they flushed down my master bathroom toilet, but I did find a soggy crayon box in the main floor bath. I asked Luke what had happened and he said, "it was too big." Go figure.
So I went with my fun neighborhood friends to the grand opening of Ikea this morning. We had such a good time! We were there, standing in line and we were among the first 2500 customers. So we got a free compass keychain (Oooo Ahhh) and a gift card that could be worth up to $250! Of course mine was a buy one hot dog, get one free, but I'm still stoked. I found a couch and a bookcase that I want. The total purchase will be about $1000. But I don't have $1000. So I'm trying out Craig's List to sell a few things to get some cash. So if you want a couch or a bombay chest - lemme know.
Really, this blog is just riveting. I could ramble on all night, but I won't -
- peace out.